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Hollywood, where HOT Comes to Die.

I'm a comedian. I live in Hollywood. Do the math.
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8.9
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7 user reviews 9.5


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How Many People Can I Offend With This Post?

Nov 4, 2009
As I drove Martha Jane to LAX yesterday she mentioned she had gone to Loehmann's. Martha is almost 6 feet tall, so she has to buy XL, XXL etc. so tops cover her butt and as she puts it, "It doesn't look like I'm wading in flood waters. She was told...

Mammaries...From The Corners Of My Bra

Nov 3, 2009
After I announced my ankle surgery last year, a fellow comedian, Brad Slaight, photoshopped my head onto this scooter. This is why you need to have comedians as friends. They're funny and demented and mock you out of your whiny little self and make you...

It Gets Dark At Noon. GREAT.

Nov 2, 2009
Daylight Savings. Such a pleasure, no? Has everyone seen the slide show on my sidebar? I've added some pictures others have taken of me or painted of me. I've also put in all the awards I've received from you and was supposed to redistribute but...

It's Everybody Can Bite Me Friday! I Mean Saturday!

Oct 31, 2009
I'm all lunched out. Three lunches this week and another one I missed because I didn't like the people. How do you turn down a lunch without lying? "I can't go to lunch because I had my jaw wired shut. How can I talk on the phone? Well honestly I...

Just To Prove I Have A Big Mouth

Oct 29, 2009
One of the nicest people I have ever known in my entire life. Excluding me, of course.


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Minerva Pom...
9.9
excellent
  Penultimate perfection in a humor blog.
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Posted 11/1/09 3:11 AM


Bambi Hill
10.0
superb
  I love Suzys blog. She keeps me laughing at her cynical gargin, puts me in tears laughing at the garage sale items she has, and still purchases, and yet still brings me back to reality with storys of her dad, death and they beyond. I haven't read a post yet that I didn't like.
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Posted 7/14/09 1:07 PM


the M.
7.6
very good
  I love it,
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Posted 5/15/09 3:05 PM


darlene s.
9.8
excellent
  FanFriggingTastic... Suzy is to die for. Extremely funny, extremely Real. Love HER
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Posted 4/4/09 2:04 PM


Jay A.
9.8
excellent
  At first I was jealous at how funny Suzy is...I filled up with rage. I also found myself envious of the fact that she lives in Hollywood. Once I convinced myself that I'll never be half as funny, talented, or good looking as Suzy, and I'll never afford to live in Hollywood, I came to really enjoy and appreciate her blog. "I'm a comedian. I live in Hollywood. Do the math." I fucking hate doing math...but I love Suzy's blog!
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Posted 2/28/09 12:02 AM


Madame x
9.7
excellent
  What you have here is a true champion of women. I admire her mettle, I love her passion... I think she is fraught with spitfire and angst, and has found her perfect medium to stay her demons. She deserves a BIG audience.
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Posted 11/2/08 12:11 PM


Bee M.
10.0
superb
  Awesome! Always makes me laugh.
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Posted 3/13/08 4:03 PM