Right now my LJ kinda makes it look like I went out on my birthday for a GOOD FUCKING TIME and never returned!!!Yeah, I haven?t been updating recently. You haven?t been missing much! I do have some work-related shit to blather about eventually (no Dane this summer, but you guys will love The Philosopher, oh yes), but I keep . . . not. OH WELL. I?ll get to it! The past month has been like, a sort of...

FIRST OFF. THANK YOU everyone for the birthday well wishes! ♥ It was, overall, a non-event, since I had to delay some celebration-stuff this year and I wasn?t feeling well for about half of it. But there was fabulous strawberry cake and the most fucking fantastic cocktail I have ever had, so overall it was a good day.Second.DGM kink meme.I see what you?re doing on this page. And this means w...

DEAR MOM AND DADI realize it is very fucking hot. Still. Please put pants on, like, ever. Both of you. I realize I am also guilty of this but at least I only do it when no one else is home. Yes there was that one time you came home from work half an hour early, Dad, and I was all "DAMMIT STAY IN THE KITCHEN FOR A SECOND WHILE I--WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HOME?!" but that was remedied with quick t...

LOL A SECOND UPDATEI was going to do one anyway because it looks like that "ask me about my icons/interests list" meme is going around again and I always love that meme. So I invite people to do so, if they are CONFUSED or just curious about the stories behind any of my icons and/or interests. This is a meme. GO.But no! What could possibly have excited me enough to INCITE ANOTHER POST AFTER SUCH A...

As A FEW OF YOU MAY REMEMBER, my mother and father are very special about spoilers.(The short version: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN DARTH VADER IS LUKE?S FATHER?! WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THAT AWAY?!?")There will never be another example as extreme as that, because that?s uh . . . you know, that?s like Rosebud, g-god. I wouldn?t really expect them to know the spoilers, even VERY OBVIOUS AND WELL-KNOWN SPOILERS, abo...