Admittedly, I've been holding out on you. SNOPY: Credit to Burton at omgtru. BONUS SNOPY: That's me as SNOPY on Hallow's Eve. Also featured is the North American Black-Sweatered Shithawk. Credit to Dylan for making the masks and Rachel for...

That's kinda cool, right?

me: lemme tell ya paul I really want a burger and a beer Palubat: you should get those then me: burger and brew in wilmington NC was one of the best burgers I've ever had in my life Palubat: gime brager me: and then they closed down in 2004 and...

Hey, come see a show. My band, beards is playing Webster Hall's basement. 10 bucks, yeah, but it's worth it. The lineup is stellar: SEE YOU THERE.

So, here it is. My chapbook, Drinking With British Architects, in fully functioning form, available for sale. I'll throw a better picture up at some point, but for now, there's your link. Just click on the thing. It's 4 bucks plus 2 for shipping. ...