I hate shopping. Check that: I don’t mind shopping; I just hate putting up with other shoppers. And now that stores and shoppers have banded together to ignore Thanksgiving and jump immediately into Christmas shopping season (i.e.: the crowds are out...

Today at work I had the urge to go to Toys “R” Us. I really just wanted to run through the store, laugh maniacally as I grabbed random toys from the shelves and taunted the little kids longfully looking at said toys: “HA HA! I’m an adult! I make...

Recently, I purchased new furniture. New furniture as in, like, furniture from a furniture store and stuff. I guess that, in conjunction with the fact that I just figured out how to make Rice Krispie Treats, makes me all domestic and junk. But,...

It was flu shot day at work today, which is apparently a big deal of some sort. By the look of the line for flu shots, you’d have thought the Bubonic Plague had made a victorious return to civilization and people were just dropping en masse on the...

Okay, so, like, I was chillin’ in Canada one day, right? It was sorta like America, but not really. It was a strange land, where the people were unnecessarily polite, all the billboards were in English and French, Thanksgiving was on a Monday, and...