What’s up, New Orleans? Congrats on the Saints winning the Super Bowl and all, but, yo, I have got to tell you a little somethin’ somethin’. Here goes: the next time I hear someone being all like, “It was fate that the Saints would win!” or...

A close college friend of mine who now lives up in one of the not-so-populated New England states with mountains, forests, ocean access, or whatever other naturey-shmaturey things they have up there issued this little dandy recently in a Facebook...

Last year I was new to Milwaukee when Girl Scout Cookies began flooding the streets around the time of their yearly arrival from South America. Since I was new to town, I hadn’t landed myself a Girl Scout Cookie dealer in time to have reserved myself...

You know what I miss about college? Well, I miss a lot of things. But on cold winter days like this, I think back wistfully on those really hot days at the beginning of the school year when that one crazy dude roamed around the middle of that one...

It is with the deepest and most sincere regret and remorse that I announce I will be making a major change in my life. I’ve decided to check into rehab. Over the past several months, an addiction that’s afflicted me on a level so deep that it’s...