The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?” The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “ How does it works?” The graduate with an Accounting degree asks,” How much will it cost?” The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree...

Ah Seng: ‘You’ve been going to a psychiatrist. Do you think it helped?’ Ah Beng: ‘Oh, of course. I was afraid to answer the phone last week. Now I go right ahead and answer it whether it rings or not.’

� A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to�� church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Little Danny jumped up and yelled, "Because people are sleeping!" � The librarian told the children to keep...

There are three ways to get things done: Do them yourself Pay someone else to do them Forbids your kids from doing them � Why did the little boy put lipsticks on his head? He wanted to make up his mind.

While carrying firewood, a woodcutter accidentally bumped into a surgeon. He asked for forgiveness but the angry surgeon was ready to hit him with his fists. Falling on his knees, the woodcutter begged, “Please don’t use your hands. Kick me...