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In legal negotiations to change name to Bilbo Baggins
Amazon sales rank creeping closer to one million and a life of excess wealth
Slave to Hip-Hop
Attending to your mother's sexual needs
Reanimator of Dead Squirrels
Suicide Hotlining
I AM...
I'm going to write various prose poem-like things. The protagonist of each one will be a different author. It will be written in his/her style, but only somewhat, because I will put very little effort into doing this. I have already finished a piece...
I have always been frustrated by non-endings in literary fiction stories. They are such a convention in lit journals (and a few collections that I'm read for school). Maybe MFA programs teach their students to do them? This would explain why it occurs...
How come I can never go to sleep at the same time each night? How come when I wake up by alarm I always feel miserable and exhausted? It wasn't like this back when I was doing overnights, sleeping during the day, and waking up at ten pm for work. That...
Here's the back cover text my publisher wrote for my story collection, My Heart Said No, But the Camera Crew Said Yes! I like it:
"Have you ever had one of those nights when you could swear in front of a court of law that you haven’t had a wink of...
I think you are gloriously nuts.
You get an 8.6 because one of those posts was stupid long (not stupid - it was wicked smart, just stupid long; there's a difference).