I think that it is karma. Karma against me because I used to be one of these mean people. How is it that I get all of the mean cunts on the phone? Me: “Hi! This is Wicked from Where I Work!” Cunt#1: “Why are you yelling?” Me: “I am sorry, I am not...

Sometimes I would like to punch the fuck out of a bitch. Some people call that violence. I call it natural selection. Meaning, you are a dumb bitch and then I naturally select YOU to get punched in the face by me. Example 1: Assuming that I am the...

Happy Friday! I am so happy that today is Friday. Like, SO. I have no preface, just open letters. Dear Xavier, Thank you. Seriously. I cannot wait to fucking cut all of your nasty ass afro into a sweet fade. I told you to take care of that shit,...

I met up with a client today to finalize some paperwork. She told me that she would rather meet me in person than do business over the phone. Word. I am really pretty and well dressed so I was totally fine with that suggestion. Since Tarable and I...

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. Is it Honest Tuesday’s again? Shit what happened to my week? *sigh* I am freaking the fuck out. I took a risk leaving the boring, mundane, non-challenging place of employment that I was financially secure at for my new job. A...