After grossing everyone out with my story about mysterious toilet poops, Cheri left the following comment: ..I’m glad you’re not afraid to discuss the dirtier aspects of life as a woman… like anonymous shits. Which… A) Made me laugh a little...

Look! I made something new! This layout has been in the making for about a week now and will hopefully last for awhile. I’m sure there are some flaws, as in my final stretch of getting it up and running I got a little lazy and took a few shortcuts...

The guy in front of me at Starbucks this morning randomly started limbering up. Like, LIMBERING. Enthusiastically. Like that dorky guy from zombie land did. Even better: He had a very thick accent and he used it to tell the barista that today...

I’m not a big fan of writing about dreams or reading about dreams because they aren’t real and no one really wants to hear about what your brain is doing while you’re sleeping. When people start telling me about a ‘wicked awesome dream they had last...

I use my Moleskine for day-to-day thoughts (top left) and also for writing down ideas for my amazing bestselling novel that I will one day write. Other no.1 items: -My space heater -My macbook -My camera -Tea -My purple (call me Barney) pajamas