I just figured I’d mention that I finally posted the link to my annual Christmas/birthday wishlist on the left sidebar of my blog. I should also probably note that I won’t be angry if nobody gets me anything that I’ve posted there. Basically...

It used to be that I’d do all my Christmas shopping at the mall in one day. Granted, the gifts I got were always well-received, but as I grew older and was able to buy myself whatever the hell I wanted, gift-giving became a whole new thing. Because,...

For some bizarre reason, you never actually think seriously about pinching pennies until Christmas comes around. And you know that when the new year comes around that you’ll always have to deal with some money-swallowing issue, such as a wisdom tooth...

I’m pretty drunk. I had a ride home, and when I was walking up to my unit, there were kids outside playing and I had a good feeling, considering that this morning I walked up the hill to find that some fucker had spray painted neon green penises on...

Being that winter is coming and the holidays are quickly approaching, I figured that I’d dig out my yarn and crochet hooks out of the office and begin my seasonal crafting spree. I don’t know what it is about the cold months that makes me want to...