I can't wait to get old. I'm in no rush to do so, but I know I'm gonna love it. I will have lived a full life filled with experiences that will make for amazing bedtime stories for my grandkids. I will have met the woman of my dreams and spawned more...

I'm back from my trip to L.A. I made good time driving back. It only took 5 hours. I had a really good time. Hollywood Blvd. is great. There's a good mix of hang outs where tourists and locals hang out at. The people are extremely friendly. Everyone's...

It's 45 minutes after midnight. I'm sitting in the back seat of my friend's car. An Infinity G35. It's a nice car. Better than my abused Kia Spectra. We're traveling south down Highway 101. We've got about 400 miles to go 'til we get to L.A. It's a...

I'm not very good at remembering dates. Anniversaries and birthdays are buried in some deep, empty, black hole like part of my brain. I could have MySpace remind me of birthdays and I'd still forget. Hell, first thing I do when I get a new cell phone...

This is what happens when you buy your two year old nephew a Play-Doh set and your sister says he can't have it 'cause he'd wreak havoc on the carpet. It only took me an hour to do. Awesome isn't it?