Gordon Brown brushed aside The Sun's attempt to derail his speech by revealing that rival newspaper "The Beano" has backed him to win another term. "The Sun is just a grubby porn rag run by some sour-faced Aussie," he said. "And for every one of them...

Baffling mind man Derren Brown stunned the nation yesterday when he revealed his amazing new glue powers and stuck people to their seats. One man from Cambridge said that he was stuck in his wheelchair for three hours. "It was as if all my limbs were...

Been reading a drip drip drip of info on the blogosphere this past week about Brown going nuts. As in... completely doolally mental. Apparently the guy is downing the powerful anti-depressant MAOI. They base this on the fact that his office has been...

Witch-man Derren Brown stunned the nation last night when he successfully predicted the lottery numbers live on air. Several methods have been suggested as to how he managed to achieve the feat, but isn't there something more important that we should...

John Bercow must be a bit dopey or something, because he's just hired a spokesman to advise him on the best way to piss off the public. The spokesman's first suggestion was to take 100 grand of taxpayer's money and give it to him as a salary.