“It’s not so much an outfit as it is a visual interpretation of my personality”...

"What's this now?"

I like the label-less soda brand she's rockin'...

Those three conjure up a new definition for the word 'cool'...

“Wow. I really nailed my David Bowie ukulele cover this time. Yeah, I should definitely post it on YouTube immediately. Because it’s so flawless and people will want to see it”...

“I’m going into the city. Does this look urban enough?”

Look at this fucking love connection.

“The back of my shirt says: ‘But I have sex with skeezy men.’”

Someone call the headdress police.

“My secret? I put creatine in my cocaine.”