Me - "I need some new furniture, but I don't have any money." My buddy N. - "Why don't you just go to a thrift store? Or the Salvation Army? Or a second whore shop?" Me - "That's not a bad... wait, a what?" N. - "A second who... um, a second hand...

Although we're one of the largest cities in the United States, Houston is lacking in a lot of ways. We don't have a unique, unifying personality. We're not a mecca for celebrities. Our mass transit sucks. But you know what we do have? The nations's...

Sarah: "I really like that new Lady Gaga video." Me: "LADY GAGA IS A TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY." Sarah: "Evn... I acknowledge and appreciate your awareness. Really, I do. But it's important to remember that not everyone is a tool of the...

And by "poisoner," I mean the Popeye's Chicken on the corner of Richmond Avenue and Chimney Rock. I thought those crawfish tasted funny. Alas, no trivia this week, unless I miraculously find myself able to digest anything other than toast and...

Still even more trivia: The voice belongs to Richard O'Brien (Riff Raff), but the iconic lips belong to Patricia Quinn (Magenta). Now let's have a sing-along, shall we?