A modern-day, kind of high-maintenance, very male Witch living in Houston, TX. He can often be found not keeping his mouth shut and taking creative liberties with what really happened.
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Me - "I need some new furniture, but I don't have any money."
My buddy N. - "Why don't you just go to a thrift store? Or the Salvation Army? Or a second whore shop?"
Me - "That's not a bad... wait, a what?"
N. - "A second who... um, a second hand...
Although we're one of the largest cities in the United States, Houston is lacking in a lot of ways. We don't have a unique, unifying personality. We're not a mecca for celebrities. Our mass transit sucks.
But you know what we do have?
The nations's...
Sarah: "I really like that new Lady Gaga video."
Me: "LADY GAGA IS A TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY."
Sarah: "Evn... I acknowledge and appreciate your awareness. Really, I do. But it's important to remember that not everyone is a tool of the...
And by "poisoner," I mean the Popeye's Chicken on the corner of Richmond Avenue and Chimney Rock.
I thought those crawfish tasted funny.
Alas, no trivia this week, unless I miraculously find myself able to digest anything other than toast and...
Still even more trivia: The voice belongs to Richard O'Brien (Riff Raff), but the iconic lips belong to Patricia Quinn (Magenta).
Now let's have a sing-along, shall we?