As you know, I have previously stated that the privilege of getting back-rubs is one of the main reasons for getting a girlfriend. Now I have heard the fantastic rumor that a masseuse has moved into my building. I haven’t met her yet but I think I’m...

Damn it. Lunki is on to me. He has figured out that I had an alternative motive for hiring our bodyguard B.G. As my defense I ask these two questions; what’s wrong with getting a little help when it comes to finding your true love? Shouldn’t you do...

Last week we got ourselves a bodyguard. Sika was the one who handpicked him and I’m guessing he had his reasons for doing that. Of course he wants our bodyguard to protect us from the hoard of fans we would encounter if we left the office, but I...

Our coffee maker problem is over! The great people over at Philips is going to give us a brand new one! As you know, this isn’t the first time Philips has helped us out. Remember The Chosen One? But this time we’re not only talking toothbrushes and...

One thing has been on our minds since the Coffee Shop Incident. We have to get ourselves a bodyguard. So I called a guy I knew from high school. He was the popular, good-looking guy that got all the girls. You know the kind. Anyway, I asked him to...