The man I have been singing the praises of, the man I put all my trust into, he lied. Lied. LIED TO ME! Might as well stick a stake right in the middle of my heart, cause now you are dead to me DEAD TO ME I TELL YOU! Well at least until next week...

Alternate title: God doesn’t like Christmas trees. This morning, after calling in sick cause Achilles was screaming like a motherfucker and, lets be honest, I just couldn’t face dealing with fuckknuckles and primadonnas {besides my awesome self}...

As you know, it has been a difficult year health wise in the Magneto Bold Too household. We won’t get into all that cause if I even fucking HINT at the ridiculousness of it all, 2009 comes down and fucking smites me again. I am pretty sure, no I AM...

I am starting a list. A list of people that I am gunna kick the living shit out of when I get this damn fucking boot off. Seriously, is it really THAT funny to call me Hoppy? Cause I am not actually hopping you fuckwit and if I could get within arms...

Considering I am essential hobbled, my plans of perfect gifts from local businesses have been dashed. So now I will step into the future and make this an online shopping Christmas! Woo Hoo! Boo is pretty much settled cause my girl Kerri saved the...