The local weather guessers were spared a gory claw death when we actually did get snow here in Merryland. Of course this caused the local Global Warming conference to be canceled because it was much too cold outside. I spent much of my time outside...

I think I've made it very clear that I am not happy with the current Amerifur leadership situation. Its bad enough that the election was literally stolen by squirrels that hoard acorns from Turbo, but for those rodents to put this guy into a...

By Sam E Winks (CP) - 1 hour ago Merryland - Money on the table - as much as $40 gazillion - could help close a deal in Merryland next month and keep Anti-Man-Made Global Stupidity talks moving toward a new global treaty in 2010. But if more stupid...

So much to blog about, so little time with the computer (thanks to Spineless Bionic Hip Knee pup Sam's recovery time). Things should be getting back to somewhat normal very soon, as I heard the humans discussing that Sam's recovery should be ending...

It is my pleasure to announce that Sam E Winks will be running for the non-existent Maryland 66th Congressional District Congress position. The 66th Congressional District has gone long enough without proper representation, and we feel that a canine...