What pious little puppets we are, dancing to this god, this church. What pious little marionettes we are, singing in off-key choirs, praising to a greedy god whose existence remains disputed. What pious little blind men we are, giving and giving till...

I have a headache, I told her, bringing my bird-bone hands to try wipe away my sleepless-stained eyes, despite my mental note 15 seconds ago not to do it 'cos it will make the rings worse. Darker. And then I'll be a perfect ambassador of...

The impulse to listen to BBC in order to strengthen my English pronunciation paid off. Lookie at this gem: One of Pope Benedict's ceremonial ushers and a member of an elite choir in St Peter's Basilica have been implicated in a gay prostitution ring,...

I hate deadlines with a passion that rivals my hatred for church, A Math, Chinese and Physics combined. Anyway AHH I AM PANICKING THE DEADLINE IS 26 FEBRUARY 2010 FOR CAP MENTORSHIP SUBMISSIONS NO SUBMISSIONS = NO PARTICIPATION CERTIFICATE HOW AH...

In select literature, anyway. If the title got you livid with fury and positively panting with anger, ready to volley back a stream of insults ranging from hokkien (chao cheebye!) all the way to French (Merde!), well, it certainly served its function...