Axl and Vince both recently got douchie iPhones, because they do everything together including eating, sleeping, fucking and going to shul. But honestly, the quality of life improvement resulting from...

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A couple of weeks back we debuted a new, sleekened iPhone compatible version of MetalSucks, and now we’re pleased to announce that you can access MetalSucks on your Blackberry via the Viigo Roc...