If you make it past the nineteen second mark of this video, then you will have made it further than I did. No thanks whatsoever to Joe Simpson for bringing these fucks to our attention. -AR POPUL...

Lambgoat is reporting that shitty faux-hardcore band Too Pure To Die have broken up. Oh well! For once I actually find myself agreeing with Lambgoat commenters. To wit, the first three responses to th...

At least two of you have emailed us about this kid’s bedroom guitar cover of Attack Attack!’s “Stick Stickly.” When we first looked yesterday, the video had about 1,000 views...

This is not a test. This is a real music video. The year is not 1999. I could list the ways in which this band is terrible, but it’d just be too easy. I feel bad for Director George Burton who ...

This is completely fucking offensive. More crabcore / flat-iron haircut / disco-dance garbage. Fuck this band. Fuck them in the ears. -VN POPULAR POSTS: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A WASHB...

More crabcore. Don’t these kids realize that it’s never cool to copy something verbatim? Like, Attack Attack! did the crab-crouch thing; it’s retarded, but it’s their gimmi...

Our friend Sergeant D at Metal Inquisition has taken it upon himself to make a bold claim: that Six Feet Under’s “Amerika the Brutal” is the worst death metal song of all-time. The ...

There are so many things wrong with this band that I don’t even know where to start. How about the music? We’re now approaching ridiculous levels of copy of a copy of a copy syndrome her...

Five Finger Death Punch is still one of the worst fucking bands ever to have existed in this genre or any other form of music. Or just sound in general. -AR RELATED POSTS: JUMPING DARKNESS PARA...

Full credit goes to Reign in Blonde for finding this video. It justifies my getting out of bed this morning. Seriously. -AR RELATED POSTS: DO JUGGALOS MAKE BAD PARENTS? THIS WEEK IN SOUNDSCAN:...