Yesterday afternoon I met up with my buddy Aaron for coffee….which turned into cocktails…as usual. Of course as soon as I arrived at the bar I randomly realized that it was the 3rd Thursday in November. So after Aaron and I had warmed up our...

While I’m sitting here drinking my morning tea I would just like to take the opportunity to make a public service announcement: *Ahem.* I am not pregnant. Ever since I made that damn post about quiting smoking, certain members of my entourage have...

I’m not afraid to admit that I like fanciness. I am all but certain that I get this peculiarity from my grandmother Myrtle. I say peculiarity because, well, I don’t exactly have any rich uncles, yet as my father once so eloquently said to me:...

I wrote a response to Charlotte's really good comment yesterday, but it got so damn long that I had to turn it into a post. Lucky you! Anyway, Charlotte suggested that I was being a bit hard on the French. And she's right. I am a bit hard on the...

Does this make any sense to you: The French hate Halloween because it’s American, but they inhale Le Beeg-Mac like high cholesterol is the new black? Whatever. Don't get me started. We don’t get to celebrate Halloween here in Frogland. I got...