Tour de France cancelled The Tour de France is to be stopped a week early. Tour officials have said in an emergency statement today of a severe shortage of drugs for the cyclists this year and stocks are running dry. Stocks of...

Go Nude to Toughen Up. Ministers in DEFRA have supported Jake Ulrichs comments on adapting to climate change and rising costs of energy, although they have added more detail. MP’s Hillary (Big) Benn and Joan (Razor) Ruddock made a joint...

Foreign owned companies more likely to fail in a recession. The CBI have again failed to report the findings of a report not done by management consultants due to time restraints and summer holidays. The report highlights all companies are at...

Well that’s the excuse Catherine Tate is using despite David Tennant still looking like a well travelled bean pole. Previously Ms Tate blamed the ‘Adipose’ and the anti fat pill, however most people know that was only another sci-fi story...

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