Dear China Eastern Airlines, I owe you an apology, and I can see from the expression on your face that you need an explanation, too. That seems fair. I took one of your flights recently, and that’s where the trouble starts. You see, I didn’t actually...

I have a reputation for not putting enough effort into describing items I sell on ebay, so this time I’m going to be very clear in describing the item. The pictures above appear to be of some type of small child’s motorbike, possibly a minibike, yes,...

Dear Chinese People, Would it fucking kill you to maybe just smile once in a blue moon? Granted, being Chinese you probably don’t have a hell of a lot to smile about, but there are plenty of other people in the world who have faced adversity, and...

Laowai, please note: In case you missed it, October 1st has been and gone. It is now, therefore, cold. You should wrap warmly in no less than three layers every time you go out, and even when you are staying in. Protect your neck from cool winds, and...

LITERARY LUNCH Fruity Whackjob Gavin Menzies: The Chinese Contribution to Global History Friday, October 16, 12.30pm RMB 188, includes rotting tofu for lunch RSVP reservations@propaganda.dept.cn Enjoy a delicious three-course lunch of rotting...