Sooo, that happened. I'm most impressed with Rondo's buddha-like emotions. Very interesting seeing that the other guys' coach is supposed to be the zen dude. Here's the deal: I honestly only watched bits and pieces of every game throughout the entire playoffs. Sad to say I know. As one that found bblogging (basketball-blogging–yeah, go ahead, use [...]...

Oh the number of ways you mean to me. You break out and get INHISFACE to Mark Jackson everytime you get. You make fun of ABC promos like they're the shitiest thing you've heard (they are) You break down what works and what doesn't on the court. You are freaking funny. And you sir, if merged with Hubie Brown, would [...]...

Here's an idea: there should be a pill that allows one to fall back to sleep easily when they are just recovering from previous three nights of a summer cold. Oh yea. It's called 'ambient' or some shit and I hear it causes erections that last long enough so you need to call a doctor [...]...

Sure it might have been a foul, and Duncan might've travelled so let's just say the NBA officiating is what it is. I've stopped thinking about how they should change the refs or ways in which they can be more consistent. Fact is, it will never be perfect. Had the foul been called, the ensuing argument [...]...

"…if they dreamt at all" You knew this was a long time coming. (Then again though, just a smidge weak in terms of The Onion standards of writing… still, I love you, The Onion, offer me a job and I'll delete this post) 2-Year-Old Donkey Called Up To Pro Donkey Basketball League...