THE internet is alive with news that 112-year-old Ahmed Muhamed Dore has married Safia Abdulleh, age 17, in the Galguduud region of Somalia. Says Dore: “Today God helped me realise my dream… I didn’t force her, but used my experience to convince...

MANCHESTER United defeat Manchester City 4-3 and the media reacts to Michael Owen’s goal in the 96th minute of match that runs for 90 minutes with 4 minutes of added time...

THE Daily Mail is the newspaper of “common sense”, clacking its marmalde-coated tongue in the face of PC madness, immigrants, New Labour and anythign that is just plain wrong. William Hague wanted to lead us in Common Sense Revolution. The electorate...

BARRY George has won his libel trial. MacGuffin observes: THE Sun and the News of the World have apologised and paid ’substantial’ libel damages to Barry George - the man convicted, and then acquitted, of killing Jill Dando - over several articles...

TIGER Woods: Where parody leads, truth follows as Jessica Simpson publicly denies shagging Tiger Woods. In Star magazine we leant that Simpson might have met Woods at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md. A source says: “Tiger...

TIGER WOODS: Before he was linked to Mindy Lawton, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Rachel Uchitel, Holly Sampson, Cori Rist, Josyln James, Julie Postle and Theresa Rogers, Tiger Woods went on the telly to say how much his family meant to...

WITH Nicole Kidman’s Adam Ant Tribute to the New York premiere of ‘Nine’ at the Ziegfeld Theatre. Or was it a Pete Doherty memorial? Or is Nicole Kidman face frozen after that tongue sandwhich? Also there, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Madonna, Kimora Lee...