Dear Football Season, get your ass here NOW…or we will continue to show terrifying photos like Butterbean and his sexy machine here...

Two Saints players peed outside of an apartment complex last night. When asked to stop by two woman, the saintly ballers began playing with their dingy’s. They were arrested. According to...

The NFL admitted it made a mistake in NOT reviewing the final play of Super Bowl 43. According to Mike “Cover Up” Pereira, Kurt Warner’s fumble with 5 seconds to go should have been...

Our sideline genius spy photog captured this pic of Jim Haslett on Sunday as the Rams faced the Cardinals. You’re probably mad at us for posting this, since it’s highly unlikely that you are...

Here’s a party promotion from last June in New York. We had our expert decoder look over the advertisement to see if athletes are in any way whored promoted in this ad. Verdict: Yes. Are...