Wow... with lines like that, it must be good...

I’m a couple days late on this but definitely go see this movie! I have a small lil’ part in it. Aziz and I can barely be seen mouthing the word “grandpa, grandpa, grandpa” in the...

I’ve finally figured it out...

But, Racccchhhel, you said you WANTED to have children before you got too old. And now… AND NOW YOU’RE NOT SURE! This is meshugeneh!

“Mom, I wanna stay hydrated but I ALSO wanna rock n roll!! Why doesn’t dad live with us anymore? And why do you drink white wine out of a coffee mug in the car? I HATE my new computer!”

To be in the Approval Matrix. I like feeling approved of. Seriously. Do you approve of this post? THE LEAGUE is in the Brilliant and Lowbrow section. Just where we should be…

Check out this baby rock I saw yesterday. Isn’t she ADORABLE!?

A lot of people thought it was a terrible idea for a TV show. A few people thought it was a great idea. I just needed a job acting on TV and this was the one I got. I can’t say that I was sad when it got cancelled— we spent 4 hours in makeup every...

watch paul scheer on bonnie hunt. probably not the first time he’s worked the pole. heyo! im implying he was a stripper. zing! he’s a lovely person. and so are many strippers. yoinks! paulscheer: I’m THE BONNIE HUNT show today. Which means I...

I think I FINALLY found the right jeans for my new look…