So today's my mother's birthday...one of those big round ones too. Of course last year my some of my cousins all got together and gave one of my aunts a big surprise party for her birthday. Assholes. Of course, ever since then, the heat's been on....

and disco banjos! Could it get any better???

I wonder if I should put this under "sports" too? from the ever fabulous queer the pitch

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