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(I’m taking orders and money in the drive-thru booth during a rush. A customer pulls up to the window.)
Me: “Hi, your total is $6.54.â€
Customer: *glaring* “I’m mad at you!â€
Me:...
Customer: “I want to return this knife! The lady I bought this from put this sticky stuff around the blade.”
Me: “Ma’am, all of our knives have the protective seal to keep you from getting...
Customer: “…and I’d like extra tomatoes on my sandwich, please.â€
Me: “All right, that’ll be.â€
Customer: “Why is it so expensive?!â€
Me: “Well ma’am, you asked for cheese, bacon, and...
(Note: 1-1-2 is Germany’s version of 9-1-1.)
Me: “1-1-2, what’s your emergency?”
Caller: “Oh my god! Help me! Help me!”
Me: “Calm down, please. Can you tell me what happened, if someone is hurt...
Customer: “Where are all of your baked goods?!â€
Me: “We’re going to be closing here in about five minutes, and we usually don’t bring out any fresh baked goods at this time–â€
Customer: “Well, in...
(Grocery Store | Portland, ME, USA)
(I work at a small grocery store owned by my Grandpa. It’s in the middle of summer and a customer wearing a thick jacket comes in.)
Customer: “Can I get some cigarettes?”
Grandpa: “Excuse me, would you mind open...
(Jewelry Store | Leicestershire, UK)
(I’m filling out a return slip for a customer.)
Customer: “Oh! You’re a lefty!”
Me: “Err no, this is my right hand.”
Customer: “But it’s on my left!”
Me: “It’s still my right...
(Hotel | Sanibel, FL, USA)
Customer: “Hi, I’m planning to stay here for a few days and just wanted to find out whether I can bring pets.”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but our hotel has a strict no pet policy.”
Customer: “So I can’t bring my dog?”
Me: “No,...
(Pet Store | San Diego, CA, USA)
(I walk up to a customer and her family holding one of our pet store rabbits.)
Me: “So, are you ready to buy that rabbit?”
Customer: “Yeah, I think I’m going to. What do rabbits need?”
Me: “Well, the first thing a...
(Grocery Store | Greensboro, NC, USA)
(I am waiting to bag a couple’s groceries. The man walks to the end of the register and looks me straight in the eyes.)
Customer: *out of earshot of wife* “Let me tell you something.”
Me: “Okay.”
Customer: “If...
Excellent! I have been on the customer service side; and also on the side of the customer who couldn't get why her gas tank kept ending up on the wrong side of the hose...LOL