In an alternate universe, NYU Football replaces UConn in the Big East. The result? Headlines on the sports pages and Page Six, rumors about the stud QB dating Taylor Momsen, and the typical college football recruiting scandals and underage drinking...

Welcome to NYU, students!!! I am not a student. Not any longer. I graduated in 2004 and I am now enjoying an exciting career in journalism. But I haven't forgotten my four years lugging a backpack through Washington Square Park. Many things have...