I'm starting to suspect that Beyonce might be a synthetic person constructed using HyperColor technology. She's never the same color twice! Does she even have a natural skin tone or is she just...

Suryia the orangutan has been friends with Roscoe the hound dog for two years now after a chance meeting brought them together. They swim, run, play, and cuddle together at the T.I.G.E.R.S...

A prison in Virginia is reportedly rounding up the butch-looking female prisoners and segregating them into an area they call the "Butch Wing". They're doing this to "curb sexual activity". Yes,...

OMG Donald Trump has fired Miss California Carrie Prejean Mike Tyson got married over the weekend. Third time is the charm! George Michael duets "If I Were a Boy" with Beyonce in London OMG...

Is Google making us dumber? I often wonder if I'm getting more stupider because I never have to remember anything now. If I forget something I just Google it immediately. Like "How much protein...

Like any good homosexual, I just back from an elaborate five-hour brunch (thanks Zack!) only to discover my inbox full with the news that the Levi Johnston Playgirl pictures have leaked. THANK GOD! Maybe now we will never have to hear about this person...

I experienced my first Peaches concert Wednesday night when the Canadian electro pop superstar's arrived for a hometown show at Toronto's Phoenix Concert Theatre. I'd swooned over "Kick It" for years, and this was my anthem in high school, but unlike...

What British singer has this to say about The X Factor (the UK's version of American Idol)? It's a preposterous show, and you have judges who have no recognizable talent apart from self-promotion. Basically I was looking at televised karaoke where...

Obviously this bitch is an ignorant pig! However, having been (belatedly) introduced to GRINDR this weekend, I can't say that I totally disagree with her. This computer thing is clearly the tool of homosexual devils! UPDATE: Several readers have...

Although I'm completely sick of hearing about "Cougars," the world's fakest and most annoying trend, I am quite intrigued at the notion of Sabre-tooth Tigers. They're cougars, but, you know, older. And what octogenarian could be more sexually desirable...