<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:200%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">*poof* <span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:200%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"">Alex and Alexandra appear. <span...

"What is the matter?" asks the doctor. "It hurts when I pee." "Okay. Give me your details. What's your name?" "Chief Im-fucking-your-wife."

The hyenas of war should get fucked and their assholes should be ripped out. The thing is, the mouth needs bones but the asshole does not. Let the hyenas fart all they want with naked pelvic girdles. We will not hallucinate on their fart again and...

<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:200%;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> Much of the established examination of the Christian and Pagan elements of Beowulf can be understood in terms...

Because this won't see the light of day in my class, I suppose it must be put up here. Flash yourselves and bathe the poem in your glory! It is based on the Summoner from Chaucer's Canterbury Tales. And then drew the lecherous Summoner From his...