Guy #1: "...and I think I need to lose 60 pounds. Or at least convert some weight into muscle." Guy #2: "Well, what's your motivation? What's driving this decision?" Guy #1: "To be honest...

Guy: (on cell) "And they kept talking about how they knew each other from a dating site. Great. I got you trumped. My wife blew him. Who wins NOW?" - Orange Line...

Girl: (on cell) "Yeah, dad. There's a confirmed case of the flu. Right. Yeah. I'll be careful that I'm among the 99% of people who actually survive. You feel free to keep freaking out... -...

Girl #1: "You must be high to think he's not using you." Girl #2: "But he likes me. He just doesn't know it yet." Girl #1: "So you're going to keep going?" Girl #2: "If he has to like me...

Guy #1: "I'd rather fight Milton Bradley." Guy #2: "But he's a big dude. And he gets into that stuff a lot." Guy #1: "But he's also torn his ACL getting ready to fight. The odds of that...