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Guy #1: "...and I think I need to lose 60 pounds. Or at least convert some weight into muscle."
Guy #2: "Well, what's your motivation? What's driving this decision?"
Guy #1: "To be honest...
Guy: (on cell) "And they kept talking about how they knew each other from a dating site. Great. I got you trumped. My wife blew him. Who wins NOW?"
- Orange Line...
Girl: (on cell) "Yeah, dad. There's a confirmed case of the flu. Right. Yeah. I'll be careful that I'm among the 99% of people who actually survive. You feel free to keep freaking out...
-...
Girl #1: "You must be high to think he's not using you." Girl #2: "But he likes me. He just doesn't know it yet." Girl #1: "So you're going to keep going?" Girl #2: "If he has to like me...
Guy #1: "I'd rather fight Milton Bradley."
Guy #2: "But he's a big dude. And he gets into that stuff a lot."
Guy #1: "But he's also torn his ACL getting ready to fight. The odds of that...
Guy: "Next!"
Girl: "I'd like a soup/sandwich combo."
Guy: "Which soup do you want?"
Girl: "Which soups do you have?"
Guy: "See that big ass board behind me with all of our items? You may want to read it before you waste my time. ...
Girl: "Ok, so the point is: rats have fur, and furriers can make any fur look like gold."
- Michigan Ave, near the Tribune building
-- Submitted by Midori
Guy: "White dudes, they wear whack shoes, whack clothes. I see them, they're wearing ratty-ass shirts, ratty ass pants; but they get money, so it don't matter. White people got whack hygiene in general; but they get money, so it don't matter!"
-...
Girl #1: "...and then I saw that bitch walking out of THE GAP!"
Girl #2: "Oh, gross."
Girl #3: "She doesn't deserve life."
- Corner of Oak and Rush
-- Submitted by Matt F.