It was announced last evening — after the duo of Ben Stiller and Robert Downey, Jr. turned down the opportunity, and Hugh Jackman declined to come back — that Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin will be hosting the Oscars early next year. Ummm. Awesome....

Holy freaking Christ. OK, a He-Man movie's been talked about for a while now. Warner Brothers had dumped the project, despite what was apparently a pretty damn good script by Justin Marks. Well, it's not dead yet -- Columbia Pictures is no...

Does anyone understand the sociological appeal of television catchphrases? What is it about them that we're so inordinately fond of? Seriously: Someone should write their graduate school thesis on the appeal of television catchphrases. I want to...

Honorable Mentions: Max Casella in "Doogie Howser, M.D." and Benjamin McKenzie in "The O.C." 11. Taylor Kitsch (28 Years Old), "Friday Night Lights" (2009) (Tim Riggin's Age: 18) Age Differential: 10 years 10. Cha...

So, MGM is remaking Valley Girl. That was inevitable, I suppose. And if you don't know anything about the original, it was about a suburban girl, who, like, totally hooked up with a punk (played by Nicolas Cage), and they, you know, totally, like...