In one of the great scenes in movie history, Jack Woltz awakens in his bed covered in blood, the severed head of his prized stallion Khartoum lying at his feet. The beauty of the scene is how the discovery of the head is teased: First, Woltz gently...

Remember that article I wrote a few months ago about “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” jumping the shark? (Of course you do. I mean, who doesn’t hang on my every word?) Well, time for me to eat crow (or take a crow suppository or however crow is...

You may not know it from the well-dressed ladies man that I am now, but there was a time when I had little joy outside of video games in my life. In fact, from 1989 until 1995, the glory years of the Nintendo and Super Nintendo, my day consisted of two...

In Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1997 opus Batman & Robin, his character, Mr. Freeze, spoke the following profundity: “In this universe, there’s only one absolute… everything freezes!” And, like every other utterance that has come out of that man’s teutonic...

Look at Joel go. There are two highlights in this one: 1. A caller named Lydia who phones in multiple times to either make song requests or talk about her hot daughter, which more than got my attention. 2. Joel does his best Ace Rothstein and has an...