Around this time of year I begin to develop certain cinematic cravings. Some films just go good with the holidays! There are, of course, your obvious choices. Elf, It's a Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story, Mickey's Christmas Carol... OK maybe not...

Long time no blog. Life has gotten in the way of my posting lately and that makes me frown. The boys have held it down quite nicely (although, it kinda smells like a locker room in here...), but I wanted to stop by and share some things that made me...

“The road is fuckin’ hard It’s also really fuckin’ tough Ain’t no question that The road don’t take no guff It’s the fuckin’ road my friend, but it’s the only fuckin’ road I know” - Tenacious D “The...

In light of all the Pretty-Scary / The Vault of Horror's Ms. Horror Blogosphere controversy recently I thought I'd come out and make a stance myself. Lugosi > Karloff

Command Performance is co-written, directed and stars an aging, yet still very striking (in the most hetro way) Dolph Lundgren. Dolph's character John McClain...I mean "Joe", rocks hard in a band called CMF (Cheap Motherfucker...aptly named for the...