On Thorsday our CIWP group went to Trader Joe's. I visited the frozen food section, looking for Mexican food, and decided on some green chili burritos, which came two in a pack. Tonight, I came out of my room at 7:10 and my staff Claudette asked how I...

You'd think that after going to Ross on Thursday we'd go somewhere else the next day, right? Wrong. On Friday, I found myself in Ross once again. Shortly after we walked in, I heard a song about Christmas. The singer said that she ate two gallons of...

On Tuesday night I took my shower. When I got back, the right pocket of my khakis was empty. I came out and shouted, "I've been robbed!" to Santina. Stan checked the house, including the wastebaskets, the next day, but no Ziploc bag with money in it...

When I came to program on Monday La Netta was the only one driving. She turned on the radio and I started to turn on my headphones. It was turned to one of the rap stations. "I've got my exe on you . . .", the rap song sang. "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!", I...

On Tuesday morning, Stan drove me to Dr. Luburic. On the way there he started making a call on his cellphone. "I hate all this traffic", he said. Was he going to say "mxss"? I started covering my ears and hyperventilating. "James, you weren't doing...