I have serious back pain. I have bad discs in many places, so of course, I am on a shitload of pain pills. I was recently changed to OxyContin and felt great for first month, but then I became constipated! The twist on this is that the OxyContin ...

While I was in the U.S. Navy (land based), I had wicked diarrhea. I went to get my best friend Tony to show it to him; it had strings of jalapeños in it, and was as disgusting as any I'd ever seen. He quickly offered me twenty dollars to stir it...

When I was a teenager of fifteen or sixteen, I went away to summer camp: not band camp, but water skiing camp. I had been going to this same skiing camp for five or six years and had encountered some poop issues already, but none like what I’m...

Ever since I can remember, I have had huge, hard, painful craps. Sometimes I strain so hard and endure so much pain during my evacuations that I see stars afterwards. People tell me it must be my diet; but over the years, I've paid very close...

It happened fast. By the time I got back to my car, I wasn’t sure if it had even happened. When I walked into the store, all I wanted was a pack of band-aids, some smokes, a roll of antacids, and some Neosporin. That’s it. Let me get...