Predator Press I think I speak for the entire world when I am the first to tell you the following: Bwahahahahahah!! It’s not that I’m not unsympathetic -as you can probably guess, I’ve seen my share of murderously pissed women....

Predator Press I don’t know when this crazy rumor got started, but you all should be ashamed of yourselves. Not that there would be anything wrong with Lambert being gay … as you all know, Predator Press is a very, eh, alternate...

Predator Press I’m not exactly one of those priss readers that needs total tranquility. In fact, quite the contrary -one of the few benefits I got from college was an ability to study virtually anywhere; at the paltry price of $50,000, I...

Predator Press “Alright,” I says, setting the phone on the counter so I can get back to the thick, red simmer. “The hamburger was done, so I went ahead and added the two cans of sauce.” I’m a little surprised I don’t mind...

Predator Press I told Terri we shouldn't take last year's Christmas tree down -and just like I predicted, pow, they're havin another one already. ... Our lives would be so much easier if she just listened to me once in a while.