Mr. Shrew opened the door and let me go in first, which was very nice, I guess. Too bad he had already ruined his chances with the whole lying-about-his-appearance thing. We made our way down a flight of creaky wooden steps and into the main bar...

"Oh...hello down there" During the hours I spent trying to learn the ins and outs of the website, I received a decent number of e-mails, most of which followed one of three basic formats: 1) Hi. Look at my profile. If you like what you see, get back to...

During the hours I had spent trying to learn the ins-and-outs of JDate, I had gotten a decent number of e-mails, many of which followed one of three basic formats: 1) Hi. Look at my profile. If you like what you see, get back to me. 2) Hey, ur cute....