The US Military is like a chess set, a chess set that costs trillions of dollars. Terrorists will attack you on days that are pleasing to the ear. Tag Larkin is looking out for the kids. I’m disappointed that I have not been blown up by...

Our obligatory Labor Day post. It is easier than you think to avoid soliciting gay sex in a men’s restroom. We need an episode of Deadliest Warrior to determine if a ninja would beat a Shaolin monk. Gov. Bill Richardson is a dumbass and God hates...

Dennis Kucinich didn’t win the Democratic nomination for President for many reasons.  We explore one of them. Miss California and her little “opposite marriage” thing hasn’t got shit on Miss Teen South Carolina.  And that’s why Miss Teen South...

Quarterback Michael Vick is getting out of prison, but we remember what put him there in the first place and the part Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat played in it. The ladies of Renal Failure discuss the pros and cons of having an underwire surgically...

We’re taking a little time off to recharge our creative batteries, and to make sure Michael Jackson doesn’t come back from the dead as a zombie like in that 80’s documentary “Thriller,” and maybe have sex in Argentina with some chick too.  In the...