Here's a Telegraph blog entry on the whole Climategate (the publishing of some stolen emails and other documents on climate change, which can be interpreted as implying a conspiracy if taken out of context) thing. A wonderful, wonderful, very special...

In May 2009, Stephen Fry released the first of a series of podcasts, comprising an audio book, a work of fiction. Amongst other things, he mentioned a visit to a cocktail tea-shop, where he had various tea-based cocktails. In November 2009, A A Gill,...

From this cartoon: Cocktail Tip The alcohol content of your drinks should always match the unemployment rate. Use the effective unemployment rate if you want to get fucked-up. We live in depressing times when you can have a decent drink based on the...

When I was a young child, it was foggy one day. We were near the sea, so we could hear fog-horns. My parents were talking about the fog, and I heard them as saying 'frog'. So I thought there were enormous frogs outside. This worried me for some...

Look at this ridiculous argument from the Catholic Church. They're talking about how they can lie with a clear conscience because they don't define their lying as lying. Lying bloody liars. And look at the bloody cheek of them: In May 1995,...