I have a strict NYC anti-traipsing policy. As sure as my friends know that I will disappear from the Christmas party, they know the first question I will ask when they present a social plan to me is, “Look, I don’t care if this joint is in Timbuktu....

Umm… no pressure or anything! I’m all for reading inspirational tea leaves in the morning, or when I’m a great mood at night. But this kind of fortune was waaaay too much for me after yesterday’s Cranky Pants. “Merge with infinity”? How the hell do I...

Laaaaaa-zy Sunday. Kicked off Day 1 of NaNoWriMo with three fresh baked cookies for breakfast. Martha Stewart’s Kitchen Sink Cookies recipe is perfect for using up those leftover ingredients. It’s even better for making my belly big, round, and...

Someday I will tell you all about my obsession with the Peanuts gang, but not today. So much work and crap this week, I fear I won’t do the story justice. Watch Sally’s classic Halloween rant instead. “I could have had candy and apples and gum! And...

Where have you been?! Were there apple cider donuts there?! Did you have to amputate?! Alright, hold up hold up hold up! There is a perfectly good explanation for my absence-an explanation that will not only give you a deeper look into my complicated...