Up at 5:30, showered by 6:15. Not enough milk for coffee, but Chai tea did the trick. Mad Men won a thousand emmys, and I listened to Jay-z all morning. Your honor, let the record show that on Sept...

Where have you been?! Were there apple cider donuts there?! Did you have to amputate?! Alright, hold up hold up hold up! There is a perfectly good explanation for my absence-an explanation that will...

Umm… no pressure or anything! I’m all for reading inspirational tea leaves in the morning, or when I’m a great mood at night. But this kind of fortune was waaaay too much for me aft...