You don't get anywhere by thinking about it. I didn't get this job at the suicide hotline by thinking about applying...

I'm gonna wear you like a coat! Like a... It was the most awkward possible way to find out your roomate is Superman...

In our efforts to sell products to male Internet users, we programmed sexier and sexier fake online women with smarter and smarter AI. Eventually they got so smart, they gained sentience...

In the war, old timer. In that absurd war. Of course... What a senseless, senselee war...

Let's call it "Peace Through Cooperation"...

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BAM! Comic on time! Can anyone explain to me why SMBC might get banned from being submitted on digg? I haven't had any luck getting through to a human, so I thought I'd ask the INTERNET. (PS: To be clear, I'm not looking for anyone to cause...

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Finally got a full day at the library. Did some reading, wrote a bunch of jokes. Life is goooood. We have another short going up at SMBC Theater tomorrow night, and then I think we're going to be back to longer form videos for a bit. We have some...

Hey nerds! Back from the latest LA excursion, and we shot some damn good sketches. We have some really solid stuff coming down the pipes in the next few months. I'm finally starting to get a real feel for this whole sketch thing. Hopefully it shows up...