I personally love stories about old people being super. It’s just a comfort to know that no matter how old you get, you can still be rock on awesome. Like that 72-year-old guy who beat up his...

What is this. It can’t be a genuine commercial: I’m so confused. What…furniture…why? I think the best part is the two skinny geek-looking guys singing so enthusiastically about the REEEED...

Sometimes a writer is inspired enough to create an interesting, timeless, and lovable character to win the hearts of readers everywhere. And then sometimes that character inspires a song-writer to pay musical tribute. Here are my top favorite songs b...

Remember how awesome Star Wars were? I mean, the originals. Sure, the new ones were pretty cool in terms of special effects mostly, but on the whole they just lacked...

Hey! My internet has been disconnected for a while now, but it’s all up and running after some work by the repairman. Hello again, let’s stay together this time. I want to kick off my newly-returned time on the ‘net with something impossible to load...

SayNoToCrack has featured funny old ads before, but this batch is a little different. While the world was still advertising cigarettes, tape worms, and spousal abuse in its popular magazines, what kind of marketing was there for the babies? ...

Back a few years ago a game called Guitar Hero was released and thousands of music hipsters and video game nerds united to the sound of tiny plastic guitar buttons clicking away. Since then, the company that created the game, Harmonix, has split away...

I’m sick you guys. I don’t know if it’s the swine flu or what; I’ve got no insurance right now so I’m just hanging out here with my grapefruit, thinking about health. Grapefruit grapefruit. So I’m wondering what new sizes my lymph nodes will swell...