The ability to use language and words is a veryuseful tool,, not only in Blogland or on thewhiten page but also in everyday conversation…It shows that you have more brains than aSiberian slug worm…It's basically what separatesus humans from the other simians on the block…I bring this up because in the cubical land whereI struggle every day to free myself from a life of living undera bridge an...

…………Silken clouds float over the city below,, reflected in thewindows of the empty skyscrapers…Monumental works of man reaching for the sky,, all empty and silent now…The streets below are quiet,, nothing moves…The traffic lights continue their endless blinking from green to yellow to red,, but there is no car that will ever use them again…No birds in the sky,, no animals of any kin...

I normally don't do this,, but I feel that I have to make anexception for this…I'm going to recommend a blog siteto you,, all my adoring Prozac fueled readers...Itshttp://www.amyoops.com/,, I was there yesterday whileskipping thru the woods looking for Grandma's house…But be warned,, you will be there awhile,, its very funny,,(well it was to me) and in times like these its good to beable to lau...

. .(Drowsey in full celebration attire)CANADA DAY……..Hey according to the Drowseyland blog site,,Tuesday ,, July 1st is Canada Day…isn't that great?...I think they call it Canada Day because they want everyonewho lives up there to know what country they live in…Maybe the citizens get confused by all the nice weather andthink they live in Aruba or something…Which is hard for me tofathom,,...

A SANDMAN BREAKFAST………..(son)…What are you going to do today daddy?...(father)…Today after breakfast,, I'm going to become a martyr…What's that daddy?...A martyr is a great person,, I'm going to blow myself upin the name of Islam…Ohhh,,…How are you going to do that daddy?..I'm going to steal a van,, load it with all the explosives and the c4 we have in the spare room,, and then driv...