Ted: I can’t believe it! You’re getting rid of your Playboy collection. – Sid: I decided to put an end to years of visual masturbation! It’s pointless to waste time admiring unreachable women. It’s time for concreteness! – Ted: Well done Sid! It’s time...
Bob: I’ve decided to finally make some exercise. – Ted: Interesting, which sport exactly? – Bob: Some o them: table tennis, archery, canoeing … – Ted: Did you bought Wii sport? – Bob: Yep!
Sid: Excuse me lady, I think that the rear engine is making a strange sound. – Stewardess: That’s impossible. This aircraft has no rea… – Sid: WHAT? THE AIRPLANE HAS LOST IT’S REAR ENGINE? – Stewardess: Huh? – Passengers: OH MY GOD! WE ARE DOOMED! –...
Bob: How boring… how tedious. – Sid: Stop it! – Bob: Come on! Please, do something. – Sid: It will cost you 20 bucks. – Bob: What? You want money? – Sid: Do you prefer owning me a favour and take the risk of taking Molly out for dinner? – Bob: I take...
