Anyone who's ever tried to be my friend is aware that it's... not necessarily easy - I'm sarcastic, rarely serious, usually closed off, 32 flavors of moody and need a steady stream of attention. And then there's the communication issues - As much...

Do you ever wake up before the sun, pop in your contacts, grab a cup of coffee, curl up on the couch under a blanket that smells like fabric softener to watch the sky turn from velvet to watercolor and just... think about stuff? Really ponder the...

Within the past 2 days, my dog has destroyed a cute shirt I hadn't even worn yeta stuffed Noid doll that was certainly going to net me big bucks in eBay in a few years one of those cuddly lounge pillow things the kind that your mom used to let you use...

You know how sometimes someone unexpectedly comes into your life and it kind of seems like it was meant to be? And you don't even feel like a jackass for claiming that something is "meant to be"? You get those excruciating butterfly flutters in the...

Come on now, how do you NOT know that half of your ass is hanging out? I can feel it when my shirt creeps up half a centimeter, why can't this guy? Am I seriously the only person on the planet with nerve-endings in my lower back?