relieved to report that, other than a few more Christmas holiday decorations festooning* the streets and stores of my fair city, not much has changed. That is all. *is that even a word? Festooning? It sounds like something pirates do - "Arrr, avast...

Do you ever have that weekend where you feel like you've been hit by a truck, sleep about 20 hours a day, can't seem to pry yourself off of the couch and can't decide if you've got the flu or if you maybe need to talk to someone about revisiting your...

Yes, the correct response to a pitiful text message from me stating "having a bad week, tell me how much you adore me"* IS "More than words. Anything I can do?"** *shut up, I've known the d00d more than half my life (wow that makes me sound old),...

You know those women who get all weird about wanting to share clothes with their teenage daughters? I don't know if this is better or worse * & ** *sharing clothes with my preteen son? probably worse ** why does it look like I'm heading to a Kid...

You would think, having to put my cat to sleep first thing on Monday, there's nowhere for the week to go but up, right? not. even. close. What's next, universe? An asteroid attack? Ebola? A swarm of killer bees? Finding out I'm related to Sarah...