As with every summer, a few names have dominated the headlines and transitioned from transfer story to full on midday soap opera. You've got The Ronaldo Who Can At Least Get Prostitutes' Genders Correct, Krispy Kreme's new spokesman Ronaldinho, and another guy who is no stranger to tasty snacks, Frank Lampard. All giant names in [...]...

Turkey's European squad which stole victories from the jaws of defeat as though it were a leisurely Sunday stroll in the park was dominated by Galatasaray players. So their fierce city rivals Fenerbahce have decided to do one better, plucking at Spain's championship squad. Trophies > feel good stories, after all. It began with the [...]...

It's the opening press conference for his signing and Big Phil Scolari is already hiding from Roman. This does not look promising. (AP Photo/Lefteris Pitarakis)...

Yesterday we talked about a couple of US Players moving around in Europe. Today let's look at players who may have decided there's no place like home. First, what's going on with Pat Noonan? Will he or won't he return? The US International hasn't been gone that long. He finished the 2007 [...]...

I have an educational video for you, boys and girls. Or…well…boys. I know you've always wondered: Where did the word "soccer" come from? No, wait. Don't tell us. You're going to want to pretend you don't know. Because then you can allow the attractive Russian woman in the low-cut [...]...