I went with my friend to the Coolest Church Ever yesterday. It was held in a movie theatre. Cups of coffee sat in armrests that usually hold giant Cokes, buckets that were invented for popcorn were passed around during the offering, and a Christian...

I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. -Mohandas Gandhi My friend just posted that as his Facebook status and I really wanted to write like paragraphs about it. But I thought better of it and...

Wanted ads made extremely dirty through the use of food. The first is mine and the second's my friend's, both written by me in the middle of the night. Because everyone gets emo for a snuggle buddy in the winter time. Er, most people do. Let me know...

Seasonal When the trees throb nail-polish red and the sky screams Tang, my heart painfully hatches. Like a goddamn phoenix it had been a safe pile of ashes for decades, still and balanced. Color-blind. Oh, please disintegrate now before you burst...

Often when I'm having a particular problem, I can meditatively flip open my Bible and find an answer. Proverbs 7, man. Proverbs 7. 5 and 6 as well, I suppose. But that's passed now. I'm alright. I don't let my heart get that battered anymore from...